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Oh No She Didn't!

So although I may not be an expert on wedding etiquette, here are some of my general rules for what you should and shouldn't do on someone's big day.
1. Don't be late. You'll feel like a fool walking down the aisle behind the bride.
2. Only bring a date if the invitation states you can.
3. Nobody likes a sloppy drunk so while it is a time to celebrate, try to keep the number of drinks you imbibe to a acceptable amount, which brings me to my last point...
4. Don't poke the bride in the chest and tell her you've been having an affair with the groom.

Talk about homewrecking to the extreme!

According to aol.com, Sandrina Purdom is suing wedding guest Jennifer Angevine for disrupting her special day in September for emotional distress, battery and slander. Angevine, the groom's boss at the time, allegedly tossed a drink on another guest while claiming she had been sleeping with the groom, Harold Purdom. Harold denies having any affair, quit his job after the wedding and is still currently unemployed.

The newlyweds spent their wedding night apart but have been working to patch things up.

Snakes on a Plane

I dare anyone to read this story without thinking of Samual L. Jackson's melodramatic performance in the 2006 thriller, Snakes on a Plane. After just reading the headline, the line, "Enough is enough. I've had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing plane!" instantly came to mind.

Apparently four baby pythons escaped from a container on a passenger flight from Alice Springs to Melbourne, Australia leading to the cancellation of two flights.

A reptile expert was called in to search for the animals, but after he was unsuccessful and it could not be determined if the snakes where still on the plane or had escaped, the aircraft was fumigated.

For all you animal activits out there, no worries, this particular species of renegade python is not on the endagered species list.

Sham-OW!

Okay, this one kills me and totally made my day! So you are all probably familiar with the really annoying spokesman for the ShamWow, Vince Shlomi? If not, here's a youtube video. Well, according to popeater.com, he allegedly got into a bit of a scuffle with a prostitute.

Shlomi allegedly punched prostitute Sasha Harris, who he claims bit his tongue and wouldn't let go!

Thesmokinggun.com has several pictures of Shlomi, Harris and the "crime scene." I know its a little sadistic, but its just too funny to pass up! Enjoy!

Harry Potter Actor Busted for Pot

The jokes could go on and on. Harry Pothead, Harry Potter and the Half-Baked Prince, Hufflepuff-puff-pass and so on. Why?

According to popeater.com, Jamie Waylett, the actor that portrays Slytherin bully Vincent Crabbe in the popular cinematic adaptation of J.K. Rowlings Harry Potter series, was arrested Wednesday after police found eight bags of marijuana in his car and found "an alleged cannibus farm" at his mother's home. The "farm" consisted of 10 marijuana plants growing under hydroponic lights worth approximately $3000.

Twilight Causes Biting Binge?

Okay...I'll admit it. I'm a Twilight fan. Yes, I've read all the books and let's just say that I saw the movie in theaters more than once. However, as a 22-year-old I understand that vampires don't really exist and unlike the boy in this news story, I'm certain I could have made that distinction as well as a 13-year-old.

According to parentdish.com, a father is blaming the movie Twilight for a biting binge that his 13-year-old son went on. The unidentified boy apparently chomped on 11 of his peers at McCombs Middle School before one girl finally complained to the school principal. The boy has been given a delayed referral to juvenile court on an assault charge.

I don't know about most people, but at 13, I know I was able to separate fiction from reality. His parents need to stop blaming their son's behavior on the media he consumes and start doing their job before this kid grows up believing that everything in life is just like TV.

Sorry Officer I Didn't Finish the Box of Wine I was Drinking the Last Time You Pulled Me Over!

A 60-year-old Washington woman vacationing in Wisconsin was pulled over three times in three days for driving under the influence of alcohol according to a report from the Boston Globe.

The first day she was arrested after trying to drive her car out of a ditch at around 2 p.m. She was only wearing one shoe and had a blood-alcohol level of .21.

The next day she was found stuck in the snow in a park campground that was closed for the winter. She reportedly told the officer that, "I am still finishing up the box of wine in my car from yesterday."

Apparently not learning her lesson from the previous two days and spending 12 hours in jail, the woman was pulled over a third day after it was reported that she was driving all over the road. Officers found a partially consumed bottle of wine in the car and the woman blew a .16.

According to police reports the woman has been sentenced to one month in jail and a $3,000 fine. Which will probably make her trip to Wisconsin her longest and most expensive vacation yet!